Lover of fine teas, coffees and people. Has an extensive knowledge of things that will soon be irrelevant. My fascination is getting out of hand, as is my obsession with socks. My name is Meg.
IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO. YOU NEED: -WATER -FLOUR -TOILET PAPER -SOME DARK EYESHADOW (black, greens and browns) -SOME RED MAKEUP (lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever) -FAKE BLOOD -2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE (can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find). optional: powder brush and blue food dye.Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers. Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots. YOU’RE WELCOME. Blitz means camera flash.
What if Disney renamed all their other princess movies to random adjectives like they did with Tangled, Brave and Frozen?
Hahaha this is so funny I think my favourite is Beached hahaha
I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for strangers, over tip, smile or try to be kind even when you don’t feel like it, pay compliments, chase the kid’s runaway ball down the sidewalk and throw it back to him, try to be larger than you are— particularly when it’s difficult. People do notice, people appreciate. I appreciate it when it’s done to (for) me. Small gestures can be an effort, or actually go against our grain (“I’m not a big one for paying compliments…”), but the irony is that almost every time you make them, you feel better about yourself. For a moment life suddenly feels lighter, a bit more Gene Kelly dancing in the rain.
I love how we’ve all slowly grown up to be replicas of the antagonists in the TV shows we watched:
And of course,
Reporter : What made you lose 37 pounds? Raven Symone: The pressure of society.
FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.
In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said:
“I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”
She is actually Jesus reincarnated.
my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look
Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins…